Ha, how can you blame KW? Save reference to a question mark here and there, I didn't hear anyone complaining too loudly about the roster going into the season.
Anyway, we need to start a list of "Losing Cliches". I'll get the ball rolling with:
"He's hitting the ball a lot better than his .167 average would indicate."
Shoeless, you can just post what you normally do, and those will be added.