Go ahead and make smartass comments deuches, but looking for some ideas. Mrs. JohnJeter and I want to get out of the overcrowded, loud, filthy, deuchebag-infested sewer that is the vibrant world-class city that is Chicago. Have just the 3-day weekend, want to drive somewhere. Considerations: Cahokia Mounds sounds cool. ISF, what are Effigy Mounds like? YOu been? What else is cool to do in IA? We like outdoorsy shyte, but roadside attractions are also a lot of fun.
Any other ideas beside those two anyone? We could also go north, east, doesn't matter.
EDIT; interesting; that censor function picked up "deuchebag" when it was spelled correctly.