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Author Topic: The Bullpen Bar, Patio, & Picnic Area  (Read 88632 times)

Offline ISF

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Re: The Bullpen Bar, Patio, & Picnic Area
« Reply #100 on: May 19, 2011, 12:28:39 pm »
35 years ago today I joined the USAF, wow, how time flies.

Kudos.

I came very close to attending USAF Academy. Rep. Hastert had even submitted recommendation for me.
Then I found out that since I didn't have 20/20 vision, they would only let me fly helicopters.

Decided not to go. You can't be Maverick in a helicopter...

This policy does help explain why we seem to have so many helicopter crashes though.

"Sir, incoming! incoming!"

*squints* I don't see nothin'...

 

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