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Offline Fury

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Re: Pale Hose History
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2011, 11:08:55 am »
First glove a Wee JohnJeter ever got had Rocky Colavito's sig on it, and it was some shytty off-brand, made by a hunting/fishing equipment company, started with a "B" (someone research that). I was like "who the f u c k is Rocky Colavito- what is this s h i t". Pretty sure that was the exact language I used too. I wanted Ernie Banks or would even settle for Billy Williams. Glove pretty much blew too, but lefties couldn't be choosers back in those days when only 1 out of 550 people or so were left-handed and countless natural lefties had been maimed.

Great story.  One question, though. 

Who the f u c k is Ernie Banks?

 

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