Method, that's exactly what I propose: two 15-team leagues, no divisions, balanced schedule. The top two from each league go to the playoffs. That way, only the very best teams end up playing for the big banana.
I feel for you regarding MethodGF's choices of programming. Why not curtail TV watching for the most part after baseba? Suggest other activities (outdoor, indoor, whatever) in lieu of spending evenings in front of the tube.
Un-American, I know.